Totally Unspiritual Article of the Week, #2

I've indulged in one or two "eat-our-live-450lb-walrus-and-receive-the-second-free" challenges in my life before. The thing with most of these offers is: a) there is usually enough food to fill a swimming pool, b) it isn't very tasty or special c) if it's a burrito, you should be scared at what's inside, and very scared at what it will become once it is inside of you...

I've posted this finding as my "totally unspiritual article of the week," but I think that finishing this burger might just qualify as a spiritual experience. You say it can't be done? Nay, my friend: "All things are possible through Christ who expands our stomachs and heals our large intestine..."

You can check out the site for "Denny's Beer-Barreled Pub" in Clearfield, PA., but I have also done you the courtsey of posting the pictures below. INCREDIBLE. (I wish In-N-Out had a challenge like this with a 20x20 or something...)

Hm...Either the grill is really small, or the patty is really big...

Over 16,000 cows were ground up to contribute to this patty, which is infamously known in many parts of India as "the great Hindu travesty."

I strongly believe that God created tomatoes specifically so that this exact moment would one day be possible. Bravo.

If I didn't know it was a burger, I would probably have mistaken this as a giant flying saucer that contained a miature version of an entire alien ecosystem.

Guy on the Left:"...crapcrapcrap...I can't remember if I put on my diaper this morning!" Guy on the Right: "Oh yeah. My sideburns will structurally reinforce my jawbone from the weight of this badboy... you are so going down."

I really only have one thought when I look at this picture: Vomit. Lots and lots of vomit.

What's even more amazing about this whole thing, is that a 100lb woman allegedly ate this burger's predecessor, which weighed in at a measly 6lbs. Although I don't think this gal weighs 100 pounds, it is still an impressive feat, and only reinforces my theory that a determined woman could eat an entire man if motivated.